-x: Be a fan of Mrs. Potts. (Obviously)
-x: Have a name that does not contain numbers.
-x: Live in a country on planet earth.
-x: Have a valid email address where I can contact you.
-x: Not have a website with illegal/adult/gross things. Or not have a site at all.
-x: Have a site with a code on it in an easy to find place. Otherwise I'll add you as a member but not link your site.